Highland Sages Often Tend To Ramble...

Well, hello there little fellow! Actually since I can't see you and don't know who the heck you are I retract that statement. I tend to do that often, talk before I think. Aye, talking can sometimes just come out of the mouth, like a swarm of crazed swamp shrimp startled from the abyss of the swamp. (Where else do you find swamp shrimp might I ask?) Anyways, my name is Dominic, and I'm sure that in time you will come to view me as either a wise guy or a smart alec. This is the place I have designated to put my various thoughts, ideas, opinions, perhaps some book or movie reviews, and maybe even some of the short stories I write to pass the time.
I am, as the name of the blog implies, a self styled highland sage, which means I live somewhere on high land(which, in considering, could be anywhere, as all land is higher then the sea.) and that I often have good things to say, which is the main mark of any good sage. From time to time highland sages are known to ramble, though since I am the first I've met I cannot confirm this with any empirical data. I guess I'll just have to see whether or not that statement is true. So, I hope you will join me for this epic log of not so epic proportions. Or is it a grand tome of minuscule proportions? I can't decide. Perhaps it's a bunch of randomly assembled words. Well no matter! Whatever it is, I hope you enjoy it.