Sunday, March 23, 2008

He Is Risen!

Jesus Christ is Risen! Alleluia, Alleluia! And I, for one, had a perfectly marvelous Easter. Grand, simply grand! Definitely one of the best days of the year. I sang at the vigil mass and two this morning, and it was fantastic, though a bit tiring. And now, if you would permit the interruption, I'd like to say a few words of randomness. Let's do some rapid-fire bulletins.

1. Madam, I'm Adam. Aye. This has been a public service announcement. If you're interested in hearing more on that, comment.

2. Au, Gold. Element #79. Atomic mass to ten thousandth AMUs: 196.9665. Description: yellow, expensive.

3. Red Alert! Captain, we have a breach in one of the primary plasma conduits, we're going to have to 'BOOM' 'hisssssss'. Coolant leak, we have a coolant leak, everybody out! Let's go, move move. 'PGOOH' 'annoying telephone like sound' Warning, core breach imminent, core breach will occur in 35 seconds.

4. Jergumblespuz.

5. Elanor Rigby, picks up the rice
In a church where a wedding has been.
Lives in a dream.
Waits at the window,
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by her door.
Who is it for?

All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
Where do they all belong?

(violin part)
-sage covertly sneaks off to bed, softly singing 'Jesus Christ is Risen Today'.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be 'hsssss' then 'BOOM"? for a plasma conduit leak???

Happy Easter!

Dad.

Michael Swift said...

It has been a glorious Easter indeed! I also went to three services: the Vigil and both morning services. Not to mention Maundy Thursday and Good Friday. Cherry was baptized at the Vigil, and Kathy sang in the Junior choir for the first time at the 8 am service. Alleluia! Alleluia! Christ is risen!

The Highland Sage said...

Yes, but dad, the plasma conduit was broken before, that was the coolant leak starting.