Cabbage

Have you ever heard of something more dumb in and of itself then a cabbage? Maybe a turnip. anyways though, cabbages are pretty dumb. Of course, not to say they don't have their uses, but if you just found a cabbage sitting in a park you'd probably be more likely to say to yourself: "That's dumb" than "Oh, look, a cabbage! What luck!" Well, I guess that's more one of those things that you decide in the moment. I'm sure a hobo would think himself lucky to find a cabbage. I like cabbage actually. Boiled with salt. Or fried with sausage. What's not good fried with sausage? Yeah. Cabbage. Think about it.