I will now guide you in how to find your inner sage:
Sit at your computer with your legs stretched out in front crossed over each other. Now put your right pointer finger on your earlobe. Your left earlobe. Your left hand goes over your eyes. Now close your eyes and repeat this mantra: "I am a telephone pole." With purpose! now stand up straight very quickly. DO NOT hit your head on a retro lighting fixture! Now continue the mantra with your hands at your sides. With more purpose! Now stop and sit quietly in your computer chair, take three deep breaths. Now type whatever comes into your head as a comment on this post. You should be filled with one of two things: many many Sagey thoughts, or a feeling that you are a complete lunatic who follows directions on crazy blogs!
Now how many of you actually did that? If you did, wow. If you didn't I didn't expect you to. In other local news...
Katie has a blog now! It can be found at: www.attaspage.blogspot.com That's about it for tonight. In the next part of the sage meditation series I shall bring you, the Banana Dance. That's all for tonight. No, I just wanna sit here and write whatever pops into my head for the next thirty seconds. I've come up with something to do for my 100th post(if I ever get there!) And also, well, the dishwasher is running. And thirty seconds isn't long enough so I'm extending it to the next, until I feel like stopping typing. Which is about now. Goodnight.
Life is good, even when it's not!
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