I haven't really got anything to say, so I'll tell you about the Despicably Desperate Dirge of Dalquain. A long time ago there was a country named Dalquain. All the people there were terrible bored, so they
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And then the Glanglious Garfugs all decided to bounce up and down in a snowstorm, leaving, of course, the desperate Dalquainians to eventually stop complaining when they realized no one was listening to them wine anymore. The End.
I guess that's about it for tonight, so till next time this is the Highland Sage, signing out
-End Transmission
14 comments:
*ROTFLOL*
Thanks man. I didn't have anything to write, and then that came to me out of the blue. That's why I usually post late at night ; )
swamp gas.
i mean of ROTFLOL
I've never done a comment! This si fun!
Comment!
wow Katie are you bord or something?
and what does ROTFLOL mean anyway?
Rolling on the floor laughing out loud! Gosh, and you were drilling me...
haha you spelt whine as in the drink wine not like complain whine
im SO smart....
yeah, I noticed that 5 minutes after I posted it, but I decided to leave it.
If we're picking holes in the post, the announcement says, "all public mediums". This would techincally mean, "all people through whom the spirits of the dead are alleged to be able to contact the living, whose services are open to all persons." The correct plural in this case would be media. :)
Thanks Michael, But we're not.
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