Sunday, April 1, 2007

A Cold Glass of Coca-Cola

Sorry I didn't post much last week people, I was sick and then I wasn't around. I am currently sitting at my computer making this entry and have in front of me a cold glass of Coca-Cola. What more could someone ask for at this hour than to be blogging and drinking Coke? That's really odd, why is it called Coca-Cola, but you Spell it Coke instead of Coce. Oh, I think I just answered my own question. Anyways, not much has happened to me (that is relevant), so I'll take this in a completely different direction. I won't actually. Anyways, my Coke is in a green plastic cup with five ice cubes. And now for something completely different.

In my profile, you know how it says I don't use weapons, I am a weapon? Well, I've figured out what kind of weapon I am. I'm a weapon of mass distraction!! Punny of me, eh? Well, I haven't much else to say. I'm gonna go watch a Bob Newhart now, so g'night to you all, may you have pleasant dreams, and may you never awaken to the sound of a ravenous Bugbladder Beast of Traal in your hall. Thank you, and goodnight.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

well one thing better is having a cold glass of cherry coke in front of you. cherry coke is SO much better than regular coke. i don't even like regular coke

The Highland Sage said...

You don't!?! And I thought I liked you. No, I do, and you're right about the cherrie stuff. Though cherrie Pepsi is better than Coke if you're going for something cherriey

Anonymous said...

mmm cherry vanila doctor pepper is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, you totally stole my quote, where I said I wasn't drugs, I am drugs. Not only have you affronted me, but you have also caused the originator of that quote, the insanse Salvadore Dali, to spin in his grave. I know. I've checked.

The Highland Sage said...

O really? Since when do you go digging up the graves of insane people?

Anonymous said...

Why dig up a sane person?

The Highland Sage said...

Actually, I think YOU'RE the insane one...