Tuesday, April 28, 2009

New Rules

Hello, Suessir here. I currently have your beloved "THS" in a secure location, and he won't be escaping naytime soon. I'd just like to say I have a few new rules as long as I'm in charge here.

Rule 1: There will be no comparisons between myself and THS.
Rule 2: Everyone likes what I write. End of story.
Rule 3: I am cool. No disputing the fact.

Now that that's out of the way I'll tell you young whippersnappers a story, about when I was a boy, way back in '44...

4 comments:

Mr. Liwsil said...

"Rule 3: I am cool. No disputing the fact."

Or What?

Suessir said...

Or else I will deleat your comment, and set fire to your file at the IRS, triggering an audit. MUAHAHAHA!!!

Mr. Liwsil said...

Trigger that audit, suessir. Trigger it.

Mr. Liwsil said...

I called your bluff, Suessir. Where's that audit, hmmm?