So, today I was driving and a guy in a blue van merged on the freeway without a blinker. It was annoying. As he did I said: "Whoah, guy in blue van merging without blinker." It was funny at the time, but not so funny in retrospect. I need to go to bed. It's far too late. And we all know what happens to me when it's late. I can't stop it it's here
STOP! DO NOT KEEP READING IF YOU VALUE YOUR TIME!
I mean, eggplant cheese balls and a totally righteous cow. Then I was like dude check the pressure on your whipped cream. Of course then I went and shot a thingymahoosit over the wall of the palace, and those guards that supposedly never move came after me, and I was all like...
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