Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Yeti

Have you ever seen a yeti? I haven't. I think it would be cool. Did you know that yetis are strikingly intelligent? That's why they only use stone clubs. They've realized that's all that they need to deal crippling blows to their enemies. Of course, who gets on the bad side of a yeti? Certainly not me!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Same here! I would only want to be on his good side... Did you know that when I was little I was so afraid of yetis (big foots) that sometimes I couldn't sleep? It's true! What a dork, eh?

Michael Swift said...

If Yetis are so intelligent, why haven't they developed some sort of ranged weapon? A stone club may be sufficient at close quarters, but a yeti is no match for a human with a gun. Which is what I'd be if I ever got on a yeti's bad side. Now if they used stone darts...

BTW, bigfoot (aka Sasquatch) is not a yeti (aka abominable snow monster). :-)

The Highland Sage said...

yeah, well, have you ever heard of anyone with a gun who saw a yeti?

Anonymous said...

But they have Glacier Concealment and Traverse