Scotch

I just read the first word that I saw, and shall now make a post about it. At first glance, you may think I'm writing about an alcoholic beverage. In truth, i saw the word on an empty tape dispenser. And now I'm thirsty. I had quite a bit of root beer over the weekend. I wonder if scotch tape has anything to do with Scots. I know why it does! Scotty drinks scotch. That he does. It's good. Now I want something to drink. Cold water, no rocks. Oh, I suppose I'm the bartender. Or I was. Long ago, in a play far far away...