Pickle in His Pocket

This is the story of Frederick Locket,
Who went to sea with a pickle in his pocket,
Then one day his boat,
Forgot how to float,
And so it turned into a rocket.

Okay, that was weird, but what can I say? It's late, I ought to be in bed. Oh, and by the way, you know the staff I whipped out to get rid of the Queen of Bob Land? Well, yesterday I threw it off some rocks I was climbing, and upon hitting the ground it broke in two. Sadly it's true. And, on a completely different note, my dad and I found a container of year old beans with a hole in it in the freezer yesterday. We threw it away. What can I say? Thank you, and goodnight!