Well, this is a post without a subject. As such I'm going to try to avoid giving one in any way. But enough about the subject of this post! Peanut butter is rather soft and tasty on crackers. Ritzes. Once I ate at the Ritz. It was a glittering hotel. Everything was fancy! Even the carpet was fancy. Fancy carpets? Sounds like royalty!
Announcing her royal majesty, the Queen of Bob Land!
(doo doo ba ba, doo doo doo doooooooo doo bum ba doo!)
Why thank you your majesty, welcome to the blog!
This place is rather dirty for royalty, is it not!?!
Well, your majesty, I am a humble sage. It's not like I can go~
Very well. It shall suffice temporarily.
Only suffice?!? I mean no disrespect your majesty, but it is~
Are you contradicting me!?!
Well, yes, I mean no, um, maybe, uh, splunge!
Did you say splunge!?!
Why, yes, yes I did your majesty.
I hate that word! Off with his head!!
By decree of her royal majesty, the sage's head is to be lopped off and displayed on a pike.
(Sage whips out staff and summons forth hordes of loyal waist-high minions)
ATTACK, MY MINIONS!! GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY!
(upon seeing many minions) Well, we were just leaving anyway. Good day sage.
Make way for her royal majesty, the Queen of Bob Land
(doo doo ba ba, doo doo doo dooooooooooo doo bum ba doo!)
-End Transmission
6 comments:
OK, honestly. That was the weirdest thing ever read!
wow. If tat was the weirdest thing you've ever read, you haven't read any of my really weird stuff. But the important question: Was it weird in a funny way or a stupid way?
funny way definatley.
Are your minions a match for the queen's pikemen? Which she obviously has, if she's displaying your head on a pike. I see a running joke coming.
I was just reading this, and I'd just like to say for the record that I think it's really funny.
I just read this again, and it still made me laugh.
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