Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Adventures of Dan Kruger- Episode 3

If you missed the last episode, it's right here: http://highlandsage.blogspot.com/2008/03/adventures-of-dan-kruger-episode-2.html

And now to continue our story:


"So, you guys have a yellow submarine?" Dan asked incredulously.
"Oh, of course." Rick replied.
"So yeah, this is going to take some getting used to." replied Dan. "By the way," he continued as he turned to the Beatles guy. "What's your name again?"
"Jago McLennonstarrison." the Bealtes man answered. Dan looked out the window and rubbed his forehead.
"This is going to take some getting used to." He muttered to himself. Then he saw a large grey fruit delivery truck pulling up alongside the sleek black car. There seemed to be strange grey melons sticking out the top of the truck. But, upon looking closer, Dan realized they looked more like grey heads.
"Uh, say, Rick, what kind of fruit is that truck beside us carrying?" Dan had barely spoke though, when a grey man in torn clothes jumped from the truck onto the roof of their sleek black car. Rick jerked the wheel violently, causing Dan and Jago to be thrown to one side. The maneuver failed to shake the grey man off the top of the car however, and a grey fist broke through the roof into the car.
"GRAAAAINS!" came an eerie voice from above.
"Vegetarian Zombies!" Rick yelled. "Sorry Dan, you're going to have to learn on the job!" Jago then shoved the grey fist up very hard as Rick swerved, and with a thud the zombie tumbled off the car onto the highway. But almost instantly there were several more zombies on top of the car. Rick was frantically weaving in and out of traffic now, trying to get away from the grey truck.
"How do we get rid of these things?!" Dan yelled as the sleek black car was made into a semi-convertible by several of the zombies.
"GRAAAAAAAAINS, GRAAAAAINS!" the zombies said. Jago stood up and pushed the zombies back. Then he grabbed, from somewhere in the car, a slingshot. With it he shot what looked like a bit of meat into one of the zombie's open mouths. It started choking and fell off the car.
"GRAAAAAAAAAINS!" continued the other zombies as they made the car into a full convertible. Rick then swerved and the two zombies still on the car fell off. Also, the Grey truck was now a lane away from the now open topped sleek black car.
"Here!" yelled Jago, handing Dan a slingshot and a bag full of projectiles. Suddenly a melon practically exploded above Dan's head.
"They're shooting at us!" Rick yelled. Jago fired another projectile at one of the zombie heads sticking out of the top of the truck. Dan reached into the bag of projectiles and drew out what looked like a piece of cooked meat. As Jago fired again, Dan shrugged and took aim with his slingshot. He missed miserably as Jago downed another zombie and one more melon exploded in midair above the car. Then Rick pulled onto an off ramp, and, as quickly as it had started, the zombie assault ended.

- To be continued


Well, I hope you all enjoyed that little action filled jaunt. I really don't have anything to say, the story took up most of my creativity. But, I thought I ought to put something down at the end here. Is it just me, or are half of my posts just word play everyday, what'dya say hey! Thank you and goodnight.

1 comment:

Atta said...

"GRAAAAAAAAINSSSS" yeah, that was really funny. A stroke of strange, odd, random, sagey genius. yup.