Hello my poppets. Suessir here again. I'm quite glad for another post. Now, I have just the thing to tell you, it's about the proper way to fix sausages when they snap. To start you just, (crackle, static) hey, what's going on?!? (crackle, static)
Hellooooooooo Suessir! Oh, don't look so surprised, do you really think you could keep me in there forever?
Quite honestly yes.
Well you sure couldn't! I'm the Highland Sage, baby! And I'm here to tell you I'm out, and I'm not going down without a fight.
You'll regret this. I have minions.
We'll just see about that. And while I'm here, I'd like to say something to all my loyal fans out there. I just wanna let you know I'm taking this blog back, no matter what stands in my way! And remember, life is good, even when- (crackle, spoit!)
Take that you Sage! This is my blog now. Ugh, this can't be happening. I need to go. I will post for you all later.
2 comments:
down with Suessir!!!
Tell 'im! i saw a bumper sticker yesterday. It said "Life is good". Thought you'd like it.
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