Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Little Story

I wrote this as a comment to something, but it actually made a perfect post, so here it is(with a bit of changing)!

Run! Hop! Skip! Jump! Fly! Soar! Now, I'll tell you the price I payed for being random. I once knew this beautiful girl. Of course, she didn't notice me. And you know why? I had a suit of armor I had made of calculated unpredictability. So she blew me off forever. And you know what the moral is? Never be random, unless you're willing to pay for it. Course, later the suit saved me from a blood thirsty swarm of swamp shrimp, but tis another story...

5 comments:

Jimminy said...

Blood thirsty Swamp Shrimp!AWESOME!

Thomas J. Willis said...

'twas awesome.

Awe inspiring.

Michael Swift said...

It sort of makes one think: how would the beautiful girl have faired against the bloodthirsty swarm of swamp shrimp without the armor of calculated randomness?

Anonymous said...

That doesn't have any connections to real life... does it?

The Highland Sage said...

It depends on who you are...